elliestylinson1d:

I laugh every time I see this picture♥

(via lipstickperrie)

spousekink:

look at this small man child trying to fill a teeny tiny water gun

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  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

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vegan-vulcan:

chad-hunter:

awesomephilia:

strippedtease:

okay BUT LOOK AT THIS FRENCH SUPPLY TEACHER HOLY SHIT

i was gonna reblog this for the booty he’s got going on but then i saw the hashtag and now I’m reblogging it for that alone.

jesus christ

(via malikmyhoodbabe)

queenazherspitsfire:

donatellaluvsguccie:

headturnmeon:

thebeethatstung:

kiszmiithoughtz:

eatdacakeannamae:

spacetiger-bonsai:

aflameoffreedom:

armsnotsigns:

deadcopsandlollipops:

what everyone should do when they see random people getting arrested for bullshit.

rise up, or get beat down.

Beautiful

don’t do this if you’re not white

you WILL be shot/killed

^

WARNING

the fact that “dont do this if you’re not white” is a warning is a real big fucking issue with America.

^It’s the truth tho……

Love

Black/brown folk couldn’t have tried this

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thepianogirl1:

amberbydreams:

quirkilicious:

talikira:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

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Book

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Orders

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And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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I seriously miss the book fair.

Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?

MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE

We even had them in Pakistan and they were a big hit.

Oh the good old days

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1975kg:

doodles matty instead of doing college work

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shutupaubrey:

i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with

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the-love-laws:

Here it is.

  • Harry in La at a tattoo parlour, Summer 2012

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(Source: Harry’s IG)

Looks familiar?

  • Harry in La at the same time of 5sos, January 2014

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(Source: 5sos Keek)

And now?

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(x)

(x)

(x)

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and that’s why sometimes you have to cover your ankle with a bottle

(x)

But you can tell a man by his feet, too

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(x)

lindsaylohoean:

person: hey how r u

me:

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(Source: lindsaylohoean, via hitlersxbox)

disheartens:

don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about

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