I keep up with the Kardashians better than I keep up with my own life
it’s not rude to interrupt someone to point out a dog
do you ever look at your url and think “i am so glad that i have this url. i deserve this url”
i wish i was a cute youtuber but im boring and bad at everything
if you see a plus sign next to my url when someone reblogged something from me click on it and you will become a millionaire trust me this is not a scam
I can see 6 years into the future…Thanks to my 2020 vision.
How long have you been waiting to use that joke